Whatever It Is..............I Didnt Do It!

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2004-03-29T18:11:41Z

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2003-12-21T13:51:25Z

DEAR ADOLF,

After 21 years of faithful marriage I have discovered that my husband has been having an affair with my daughter's best friend for three years. She is 19; he is 44. He won't end it. Should I leave him?
Susan

ADOLFS ADVICE,
So he's been banging her since she was 16? Nice one. I don't think he'll be needing your wrinkled goods anymore. See woman, if you'd kept yourself looking fit you wouldn't be in this problem but since you look like a dried-up old trout he's gone looking for fresh fruit. Best move out and leave him all your money as a gesture for turning into an old witch. Oh, and kill yourself just to ease future alimony problems.